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    cybergay:

    I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU

    (via peetasburntbread)

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    dancingfirelilies:

    metallikato:

    I see a little silhouetto of a man

    ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE 

    Will you do the fandango?

    THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING

    VERY VERY FRIGHTENING 

    Me!

    Galileo,Galileo

    Galileo,Galileo 

    Galileo, Figaro

    magnificooooooooooo

    This should have 5 million notes

    (via itsacurse)

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    • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
    • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
    • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
    • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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My name is Jordan most people just call me clem Because of my middle name. I am 17 years young and I live in this pretty average averagely sized town called Caerphilly which is situated in Wales of the U.K. At the current moment in time i am about to go into my 2nd year of 6th form and am going to continue studying biology geology and IT i've just had my results yesterday and i am quite pleased with them i Had an A in IT omg i know an A a C in geology And a D in Biology i am quite pleased with these but i could of done better but i could of done a lot worse too so i'm quite proud of myself. After 6th form I'm thinking of going to Uni and i think i will study biology or maybe even combined studies in IT and Biol I'm not entirely sure at the moment I'm either going to go to Glamorgan or Cardiff but i think i need to reconsider as i now now i am capable of getting A's in my A levels i have probably bored you half to death by now haven't I so i'll stop yapping on OH on a random and unrelated note i can do really good impression of Clevend off family guy and that guy on youtube Shoes OMG shoes. Oh and also i'm an unbearable internet troll so if ever you decide to add me on Facebook beware LOL Uhrumm ... i never know how to end things like this well maybe that's why i had a D in English and a D in the resists I could never finish a story in an exam :L Oh and if you finished reading this all the way to the end i thank you for your time to read it

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