me myself and I

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   cybergay:

   I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU

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   dancingfirelilies:

   metallikato:

   _{I see a little silhouetto of a man}

   Scara^MOUCHE scara^MOUCHE 

   Will you do the fan^dango?

   ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ　ＡＮＤ　ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ

   ＶＥＲＹ　ＶＥＲＹ　ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ　

   Me!

   ^Galileo,_Galileo

   ^Galileo,_Galileo 

   Galileo, Figaro

   magnificoo^oooooo_ooo~ 

   This should have 5 million notes

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4. 
   • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
   • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
   • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
   • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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10. equiuszahhak:

    piss:

    wordplaybasedoncharactersname:

    celebrityrocksmysocks:

    charactersbodypart:

    characterlaughingalonewithsomethingrelatingtocharacter:

    sassy-sexuality-character:

    #like 40 tags deeply analysing the relationship between these two male characters#and ultimately coming to the conclusion#that they are gay#and gay for each other#and implying that this proves completely and irrevocably#that these two men want to kiss#without regarding the fact that#they may be reading just a little too far into a characters actions#nope#no way is that’s what’s happening#followed by 20 tags#all roughly along the lines of#’MY FEELS’#’I CAN’T’#’THIS SHIP IS SO PERFECT’#’MY CREYS’

    #an amusing comment

    an amusing comment

    an amusing comment

    an amusing comment

    

    there i did it you don’t need to make fandom posts any more because i just summed up every single god damn one

    (via thehiddentriforce)

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